Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber?

Well, I'm finally taking baby steps in shaking up the status quo that is my life. Everyone will likely laugh at me, but I posted a resume to a couple job sites, and I'm looking into a career change. There are some really great things about my current job (smart, fun people, promoting a movie I care about, etc.) but I think it's a good idea to get out of this entry-level job and into something better (and a job where they don't make you pay for your own parking). Plus also it feels like Salt Lake City is the swamp of social stagnation. If anyone has any idea where I should go, I'm pretty open. No, let's change that to pretty desperate.