What to do When You're 30

* Go to lunch with someone you love
* Give blood (it's a great way to celebrate life)
* Go get a makeover at Sephora, but be warned your age makes it take twice as long as you think it should
* Eat a piece (or two) of Godiva
* Change clothes in a car speeding down a major thoroughfare in heavy traffic (you ought be the one driving, but be careful, because it's easy to get the seat belt caught in your shirt and you have to start the whole process over again)
* Party with your family, biological or curated, because they love you best
* Kiss someone (and make your friends do it too)
* Get a really good neck massage
* Celebrate the accomplishments of others
* Play Truth or Dare, and endure taking someone's shirt off with your teeth, and kissing your friend's boyfriend, who is really her brother
* Get asked out on a couple of dates
* Ask a couple of people out for other dates
* Wake up and realize you haven't grown a second head, and that you feel even better than you did when you were 29

PS. Going to Disneyland won't hurt either...