By Way of Update: The Big Ouch

Remember last night's record-breaking stand-uppage? Well, add to that tonight's little gem. I think I just got dumped. Via the friend. Hundred's Bosom Buddy just told me he doesn't think his friend is interested. Oops!
Good thing I don't like ice cream and I've got a lot of weeds to pull tonight. Nothing like drowning one's sorrows in yard work, eh?