In the Middle of the Night I go walking in my sleep

It's nearly 2 a.m.-- practically an unheard of hour to me with the few notable exceptions of hanging out with Reuben and watching his roommates and friends burn furniture at Rock Canyon Park freshman year and one of the Chevron trysts. Did I mention that it turns out Chevron has a girlfriend, and has during the whole kissing thing? I'm still a little distraught-- I never expected to fall into the category of "other woman."
This is it... I'm never napping again. Insomnia does not agree with me.