Number One Single

Here is a personal ad I read in the Albuquerque Journal this morning. I thought everyone would get a kick out of it:
SWEET & SERIOUS
SPM, great shape, never married, no kids. Intelligent, great conversationalist, professional, strong character, with great passion. Seeking woman, naturally beautiful, spiritual, and willing to cease her passions.
Yeah, well, sign me up for that! I think I laughed for about 10 minutes.