My Kids are Cuter than Your Kids

No, I don't have children. I'm getting cooler with children all the time, but they still frighten me. This is why I love having nieces-- not only do I have cute little people to buy fun toys and clothes for (I heart Fancy Nancy so much!), but I also don't have to participate in the "Cutest Kid at Church" contests. No, these are not official, but I've noticed it gets worse than a beauty pageant some weeks. There are a lot of cute babies out there, but I'm afraid my future darlings Jemima and Reagan and Kennedy and Belle and Sebastian and Desmond and Molly or whoever I have will probably be wearing do-rags instead of bows and baseball caps. And I'm hoping that if people want to give me things at a baby shower, they'll give my kid a pair of baby Converse, because let's be honest-- I'll never be able to afford them.
Still, this would not be a Mormon Girl blog without occasional pictures of my cute little girls, even though technically they aren't mine. So just to make you happy, and not go into shock without a little visual relief from my endless rambling, here are two of the world's cutest little girls: I've decided to start calling Zoey "ZoZo the Magic Queen" after that designer I like, because I'm afraid "Zozobra" might prove emotionally harmful when they burn Old Man Gloom every year.

Turkey #1 above, and Baby Turkey Bum #2 below. Oh! Aunt Rachel! What great shirts! Though Z's tutu her mother Skye made really is what sets that outfit apart.

And my personal fav:

Everyone knows Sego girls are the best kissers.