Friends in High and Low Places

Ready for something inappropriate?
So a couple weeks ago, my cousin's sons went to visit our Aunt. These little guys are both super smart, and sometimes they say the most outrageous things. Especially the little one. He's pretty doggone cute, but I don't know where he comes up with a lot of it.
Our favorite story: Sylvia took Dylan and Collin to Carlsbad to explore the Caverns. Sylvia said she'd been complaining a bit about how her body ached-- I think it was her foot at the time. Collin decided to give his two cents and said, "Well, that's what happens when you get older. Things just start to fall apart."
One must wonder what things HE'D have experience with... I think he's about 8 years old.
"There's just one body part that never wears out," he went on to explain.
Sylvia waited patiently to find out, but he wasn't immediately forthcoming.
"Well, what never wears out?" she finally asked.
And he said, "The testicles."
!!!
So last night I was talking to Jake who is off in Gallup for his B.A.M.D. program, and I told him this story (we were talking about prostates, oddly enough). Jacob loves potty humor as much as the next boy, so he told me that someday he'd be glad to give my future husband a prescription for Viagra. Kind, right? Then I told Pam, who is studying pharmacy, and she said she'd fill the Rx for me. Hahaha! I think my friends think I'm going to marry a really old man. I guess that's OK so long as he's really, really rich.
Just kidding!